So I decided to make a 7 pm trip to the grocery store last night. I live in the actual boonies, so the walk is a good 20 minutes. And naturally I lost my bus tickets, so walking it was. Except one of my regular customers saw me walking, pulled over, and drove me there. I actually love what a small town this is. Sprytown has a bad rep, but I’ve met some of the best, and sincerely good hearted people here. 

Please don’t tell me to grow up, followed by some awkward statement of “good things come to those who wait.” You’re 10 months older that me, you little shit. And I’m not waiting for you. #bye